Here are some funny quotes to help you laugh today!
"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your livingroom, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free...you either married it or gave birth to it."
"My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely."
"The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes."
1 comment:
Thanks for the deep belly laugh shug!! Love you.
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